aging the complaint department


Took the first step toward retirement planning. Planner Jason estimates that I will need to save an additional* $21,514 per month for the next 12 years to meet my goal: retirement savings of $4,589,567.

Not helpful Planner Jason. Adding this to my list of Unhelpful Advice.

And pouring myself one of these.

Drink fewer of these
Drink fewer of these

*Additional assumes that I’m saving even $1 per month. Also not happening, Planner Jason.