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Hey Google

….. you’re creeping me out with your helpful auto-responses to my email. Here, a friend and I were sharing job insecurity stories and Google picked up on what sounded like plan-making and offered three ways I might respond.

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Some suggestions for you, Google:

  • Please don’t assume we’ve gotten so lazy we can’t formulate responses on our own.
  • Please refrain from reading my emails—now not even pretending that you’re not.
  • Please stop getting your helpfulness all over everyone, as Anne Lamott would say.

 

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