OH NO HAS NYC RUN OUT OF KALE??
But also, neatly expressing the kind-of disappointment over the fizzled out storm:
I love how everyone is all Oh no! Blizzard!! Catastrophe!! And then when it’s no big deal, it’s all You Promised Us a Blizzard! You lied!
If everyone were as pithy as Miss Orlean, I might start following Twitter in some small way. As it is, just the thought of it exhausts me.