I don’t know how to express how cheated and repulsed I felt about this book, dubbed “mommy porn.” That rubric is condescending but also vile, in that the soi-disant heroine is the age of our daughters. The repetitive phrases “oh jeez” and “holy crap” and “oh my” (often followed by “he’s hot”) were sloppy and just irritating. Her references to “down there” overly coy (this is porn, right?). I had much more fun reading the Amazon reviews. The masses have spoken and they’ve all said yewwww. Order is restored. Now I need a tutorial on how to remove a downloaded book from my iPad.