weirdest christmas carol lyrics ever?
…in the arms of the evergreen tree
…and the sun is red, like a pumpkin head
pumpkins are orange, generally speaking
it’s shining so your nose won’t freeze
i see, the object here is to rhyme, not make sense. I can do that: bat. hat. knat.
it’s a yum, yum world in the winter
a word can even rhyme with itself, apparently
take a walk with your favorite girl
no awkward segues needed, just plow right along
it’s a sugar date, it’s a whipped cream day, in winter it’s a marshmallow world
girl, world, even near rhymes count: roy blount, emily blunt, allen funt
what a world
in winter it’s a marshmallllllllllllow
why am i killing myself trying to write/sell a novel when even really stupid lyrics are loved by everyone, if the tight rotation for this song on retail stores’ playlists is any indication of popularity